Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
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I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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