It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
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I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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