Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
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So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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