Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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