I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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