is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Holy shit dude........stairs
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