This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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