Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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