Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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