everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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