Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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