So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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