He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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