u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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