in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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