"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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