With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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