she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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