I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
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We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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