You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Randomize
