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I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
This is my gift to your gina
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
