he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
There are leaves in my underwear?
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
