so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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