Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.