Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
The power of my boobs compel you
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND