You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.