how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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