i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
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I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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