Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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