brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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