btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
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Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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