I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Come share oat with me in your robe
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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