If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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