If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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