'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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