Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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