ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
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Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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