She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
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