just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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