Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
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I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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