even my farts smell like vagina
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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