It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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