New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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