I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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