Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Dating After Heartbreak
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian