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• (954): View more from Florida

  Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...

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  Is this the gay conversation?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.

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• (310): View more from California

  Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

  (773): View more from Illinois

  yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

  (708): View more from Illinois

  how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.

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• (916): View more from California

  WHY did you say no to the sex seance?

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all

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• (813): View more from Florida

  See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......

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