Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
