I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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