i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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