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just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
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