Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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