i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
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It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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