bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
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Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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