Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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