Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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