I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Randomize
