Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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