who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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