I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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