i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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